Have you heard the news?
The best thing about The Onion's videos, is that you need to watch each one three times. Once for the main content, then a second time to pick up on something wacky happening in the background of the video, then a third time to read the ludicrous ticker scrolling across the bottom.
Ok, I'll give you the obvious bite here .... what news?
(expecting video of Peter Griffin, do not disappoint me here!!)
Just watch the video that started this thread.
I have an awful cold right now and I laughed so hard it started a coughing fit. LOL