The Monkey's Package [NA] [NFF]

Cajun_Flyer

Cajun_Flyer

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PoA Mods- Hi!! Goodness, you look so great today! Did you do something different with your hair? ;) Anyway, can you believe that horribly inappropriate thing that @eman1200 posted a few threads down?!! Seriously, that guy never learns. Oh, you haven't seen it? Well, you should really get over there RIGHT NOW and check that out before someone's 11 year old daughter catches a glimpse and is scarred for life. Don't even bother reading this post.

Ok, now that they're gone...

Here's the deal, guys - when I offered to take on The Monkey, I really don't think I understood what I was signing up for. I'm pretty thick skinned and there's a lot I can handle, but things have gotten out of control and he's definitely been a bad influence on my kids. Just yesterday, my daughter's daycare called me up and they were angry - apparently she's been looting the other kids' cubbies, selling stolen candy to the middle schoolers across the street, and slamming boys against the walls and demanding they "either pay up or get f-ed up!"

She turns 3 next week.

anna.jpg

(I'm too scared to ask where she got that lollipop, but it certainly wasn't from me)

Yesterday I came home from work to find a package in my mailbox. In it was The Monkey's new log book and a few packs of Altoids. Cool, no prob. I knew he had ordered a new book from some place in TX, so I was expecting that, and I figured the breath mints were for his nights with all those hookers he keeps bringing home.

My breath could have used some refreshing at the time, so I decided to pop open one of the tins. Imagine my horror when I found this -

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First off, let me be very clear, that is NOT how my last name is spelled NOR is it how it is pronounced. Some Cirrus driver, apparently still bitter that I wiped the floor with him on the GoldMethod Instrument Written Leaderboard, thinks he's funny. grr :mad:

Anyway, I work for the gov't, yo, so I can't be having illegal drug-filled packages delivered to my house all the time. I'd really like to know how this package even made it to me without getting intercepted by the feds, but I'm sure I'm on some kind of watch list now.

@CMongoose ... if you really want me to pass him along to you for some joyrides, well, you've been warned. o_O
 
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Anyway, I work for the gov't, yo, so I can't be having illegal drug-filled packages delivered to my house all the time.
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All the time.. Understood. So just sometimes is what you are looking for, got it. :)

Cute kid. Best keep her smiling and watch your back.
 
How hard is it to pronounce 'Flyer?'

And who is going to transfer my original initial log entry to the new book?
 
Sac Arrow said:
And who is going to transfer my original initial log entry to the new book?
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@SixPapaCharlie filled out the logbook with everyone's entries. Still have the original paper... will be sure to keep that in with the rest of the goodies he travels with.

He's going to need his own flight bag soon :rolleyes:
 
Your daughter is so cute Cajun! Watch that monkey around her.
 
Cajun_Flyer said:
PoA Mods- Hi!! Goodness, you look so great today! Did you do something different with your hair? ;) Anyway, can you believe that horribly inappropriate thing that @eman1200 posted a few threads down?!! Seriously, that guy never learns. Oh, you haven't seen it? Well, you should really get over there RIGHT NOW and check that out before someone's 11 year old daughter catches a glimpse and is scarred for life. Don't even bother reading this post.

Ok, now that they're gone...

Here's the deal, guys - when I offered to take on The Monkey, I really don't think I understood what I was signing up for. I'm pretty thick skinned and there's a lot I can handle, but things have gotten out of control and he's definitely been a bad influence on my kids. Just yesterday, my daughter's daycare called me up and they were angry - apparently she's been looting the other kids' cubbies, selling stolen candy to the middle schoolers across the street, and slamming boys against the walls and demanding they "either pay up or get f-ed up!"

She turns 3 next week.

anna.jpg

(I'm too scared to ask where she got that lollipop, but it certainly wasn't from me)

Yesterday I came home from work to find a package in my mailbox. In it was The Monkey's new log book and a few packs of Altoids. Cool, no prob. I knew he had ordered a new book from some place in TX, so I was expecting that, and I figured the breath mints were for his nights with all those hookers he keeps bringing home.

My breath could have used some refreshing at the time, so I decided to pop open one of the tins. Imagine my horror when I found this -

package.jpg


First off, let me be very clear, that is NOT how my last name is spelled NOR is it how it is pronounced. Some Cirrus driver, apparently still bitter that I wiped the floor with him on the GoldMethod Instrument Written Leaderboard, thinks he's funny. grr :mad:

Anyway, I work for the gov't, yo, so I can't be having illegal drug-filled packages delivered to my house all the time. I'd really like to know how this package even made it to me without getting intercepted by the feds, but I'm sure I'm on some kind of watch list now.

@CMongoose ... if you really want me to pass him along to you for some joyrides, well, you've been warned. o_O
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Can't say we didn't try and warn you...:nono: It started with the shoveled walk. Now, what next....:yikes:

btw, the daughter is a real cutie...
 
I noticed there's one bag missing in the photo. Apparently the monkey already got busy.
 
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