The flight attendant comes over and notices this...

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Ryanb, Jun 7, 2019.

  1. bflynn

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    Really? You wouldn’t expect “here’s my panties, meet me in the rear galley after take off?“. ;)
     
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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just remove my contact lenses and then all the FAs look like that. :D
     
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    I thought the card was green

    I really like my AME.
     
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    But did she offer you a credit card application with a special offer, just for today, of 50,000 frequent flyer miles?
     
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    @Warlock is confusing it with the Special Blue Instrument Rating card. ;)
     
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    Ok. Is that a thing or did a good joke just fly over me in the flight levels?
     
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    Blue/green card with common to all certs used by the FAA...maybe I am color blind...thank god for basic med now...
     
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    It's an old joke..."I have the Special Blue Instrument Rating...it's a blue card with a hole punched in it. I hold it up to the sky, and if the color of the sky through the hole matches the color of the card, I can fly IFR.":cool:
     
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    I've not been on a domestic flight with flight attendants I'd even remotely consider that proposal.
     
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    Fiction Airways

    :)
     
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    Here's the airline you're looking for:


    Nauga,
    and a few other (in)appropriate choices
     
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    Are we really talking about female flight attendants? You really did not say initially. LOL
     
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    It was implied.
     
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    Hard to tell on the net and I really don't know you. :)
     
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    Never heard that one before.
     
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    I like it, IFR "I follow roads"...:rolleyes:
     
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