The flight attendant comes over and notices this...

[Half Fast]

‘Nuff said.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just remove my contact lenses and then all the FAs look like that.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

You might also might not know the FAA uses the same blue card for FA certification...so every FA has one as well...you might be mistaken for cabin crew trying to hustle drinks...unless of course, they put on their reading glasses...

I thought the card was green

I really like my AME.

 

[wsuffa]

But did she offer you a credit card application with a special offer, just for today, of 50,000 frequent flyer miles?

 

[MauleSkinner]

I thought the card was green

I really like my AME.

@Warlock is confusing it with the Special Blue Instrument Rating card.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

@Warlock is confusing it with the Special Blue Instrument Rating card.

Ok. Is that a thing or did a good joke just fly over me in the flight levels?

 

[Warlock]

Blue/green card with common to all certs used by the FAA...maybe I am color blind...thank god for basic med now...

 

[MauleSkinner]

Ok. Is that a thing or did a good joke just fly over me in the flight levels?

It's an old joke..."I have the Special Blue Instrument Rating...it's a blue card with a hole punched in it. I hold it up to the sky, and if the color of the sky through the hole matches the color of the card, I can fly IFR."

 

[flyingron]

Be sure and tell the flight attendant you'll have anything but the fish. Just in case you're needed up in the cockpit.

Ah, yes. I had lasagna.

 

[flyingron]

Really? You wouldn’t expect “here’s my panties, meet me in the rear galley after take off?“.

I've not been on a domestic flight with flight attendants I'd even remotely consider that proposal.

 

[RyanB]

Wait, which airline has flight attendants that look like that?

Fiction Airways

 

[benyflyguy]

 

[nauga]

Fiction Airways

Here's the airline you're looking for:

Nauga,
and a few other (in)appropriate choices

 

[flhrci]

Fiction Airways

Are we really talking about female flight attendants? You really did not say initially. LOL

 

[RyanB]

Are we really talking about female flight attendants? You really did not say initially. LOL

It was implied.

 

[flhrci]

It was implied.

Hard to tell on the net and I really don't know you.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

It's an old joke..."I have the Special Blue Instrument Rating...it's a blue card with a hole punched in it. I hold it up to the sky, and if the color of the sky through the hole matches the color of the card, I can fly IFR."

Never heard that one before.

 

[AKBill]

It's an old joke..."I have the Special Blue Instrument Rating...it's a blue card with a hole punched in it. I hold it up to the sky, and if the color of the sky through the hole matches the color of the card, I can fly IFR."

I like it, IFR "I follow roads"...

 

[Clip4]

what do you say next?

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Sorry, just dreaming.

 

[IK04]

You say, "Hey! It looks real, doesn't it? Want one with your name on it?"

"See me after the flight..."