The Flame Wars Threadh

Swampfox201 said:
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I knew it, look at the punk assed wanna be, can't even reach the trigger on his gat. Get your ass back out on the corner and sell some more rock kiddo, and don't be smokin the profits this time.
 
I had this horrible dream about some lady trying to pour me some nasty scotch while two pilot dudes were bickering with each other in the background.
 
Sac Arrow said:
I had this horrible dream about some lady trying to pour me some nasty scotch while two pilot dudes were bickering with each other in the background.
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If there's 2 things I can't stand.

1. Hearing about your kids, I don't care how they giggled when you told them a funny story. I'm sure they're special just like everybody else.
2. Listening to people tell me about the dream they had, what goes on in most people's life is boring enough and almost intolerable to listen to, no need to tell me what didn't happen.
 
bartmc said:
If there's 2 things I can't stand.


Does anyone else remember a song from way,way back called "Fool For A Pretty Face"? It starts off, "Well, there's two kind of people that I just can't stand -- That's a lyin' woman or a beggin' man ...."

Assume the position.
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bartmc said:
If there's 2 things I can't stand.

1. Hearing about your kids, I don't care how they giggled when you told them a funny story. I'm sure they're special just like everybody else.

That's probably the seventh reason why I don't Facebook. (The list goes in to about 60, by the way.)

2. Listening to people tell me about the dream they had, what goes on in most people's life is boring enough and almost intolerable to listen to, no need to tell me what didn't happen.

I hand this dream.....
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On another note, I finally figured out how to invoke the editor do I can do bold text and crap like that. I'm stoked.
 
I can spell fine. I just can't arrange words in a coherent order.

Don't you have anything better to do when you hang out at the Japanese butt sniffing parlor other than to nitpick grammatical errors on the Internet?
 
Sac Arrow said:
On another note, I finally figured out how to invoke the editor do I can do bold text and crap like that. I'm stoked.
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We are going to print that out and post it on the fridge.

Run and play while mom and I talk about maybe getting you some big boy lace-up shoes. We know how much those bullies at school make fun of the Velcro ones.
 
Oh yeah, I just made my reservation online for an hour at the Japanese face sitting lounge. It's kind of like, getting your nails done, but a little bit different.

Don't post that on the fridge.
 
bartmc said:
If there's 2 things I can't stand.

1. Hearing about your kids, I don't care how they giggled when you told them a funny story. I'm sure they're special just like everybody else.
2. Listening to people tell me about the dream they had, what goes on in most people's life is boring enough and almost intolerable to listen to, no need to tell me what didn't happen.
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I'll add one more. When somebody asks if I've seen a movie or a TV show, the answer is always no because there's no chance in hell of it happening. So why do they think I want to know about them and start the "so there's one scene where ____________ (some actor I've never heard of) is the talking to _____________ (some other guy I know nothing about and care less) are talking and this one guy says . . . . "
 
Know what I hate? When people who don't watch TV or Movies look down their nose at people who do. It's nice those people have detached themselves from the mainstream, really it is. But it's like homosexuality, it's your business and I don't care...no need to tell me about it.

...and it doesn't make you a better person.
 
Captain said:
Know what I hate? When people who don't watch TV or Movies look down their nose at people who do. It's nice those people have detached themselves from the mainstream, really it is. But it's like homosexuality, it's your business and I don't care...no need to tell me about it.

...and it doesn't make you a better person.
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I disagree, I believe you are mentally crippled by a media machine that believes you are a cash cow that will live as they tell you just by keeping you entertained, and it works. It's how they sell politicians and peanut butter, same same.

They know that 80% of people are basically mentally lazy, that's a nice way of saying stupid BTW, so all they have to do is figure out what stupid people want to be entertained by and they get control of society. You are the Bain of mankind and should be required to wear a foil hat so your thoughts don't pollute the ether.
 
Not me. I havnt turned on a TV in over a week. I just don't feel the need to gloat about it.
 
I watch the trashiest dumbest low brow stuff I can find (so much so that I typically won't admit it and prevent people from seeing what's on my DVR). Growing up, there were always "noises" in the house and I've found I can't sleep well in dead silence. Turning on "Bait Car", I can sleep like a baby, nothing I'm going to be interested in or mentally invested in and can go right to sleep. But, I have to be cautious that the channel doesn't sell out and turn infomercials on at 3AM because they wake me up and tick me off ( don't know why I get extremely irritated with infomercials in my sleep) . I will harm Klee Irwin if I ever see him. Nothing like being woken up, POed ,listening to some creepy dude with a drawn on mustache talk about the size of his daughter's bowel movements.
 
You should get a TV with a timer. Set it for an hour or so and after you're asleep it turns off. No infomercials.
 
Sesame street didn't teach me how to count, I learned by counting mullets on COPS.
 
I actually got to fly Billy Mays a few months before he died. I'd never seen a man with such an immaculate beard before or since.
 
Captain said:
I actually got to fly Billy Mays a few months before he died. I'd never seen a man with such an immaculate beard before or since.
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One of the noobs in our network security group has apparently decided that he's successfully made it past the first layoff without getting tagged, so the IT Guy beard just came back.

Kid has Paul Bunyan genes. That beard is as close to Billy Mays as I've seen yet. And it's red.

We gave him appropriate old guy sysadmin crap about it, during a break today, while he regaled us with stories of loading his first ever Wordpress website at home this weekend.

Then we made him appropriately paranoid about PHP security (he's a security guy after all... it doesn't take much), and told him to go home and chroot the silly thing. ;)

I showed him my "terrorist beard" driver's license photo. Jesse's seen it, as has Spike. I grow a truly awful beard for a Unix guy.

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TMetzinger said:
Oh dear God/Odin/FSM, no.

The MC has a tough job that I think they do well. I think we'd all just be better off if we policed ourselves a little better.
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Somehow they rooked Jason and Mari into it. I was going to give my congratulations, but condolences seemed far more appropriate.
 
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