Just read this one, had to pass it along, just too good. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. > >A man only needs to be: > 1. a friend > 2. a companion > 3. a lover > 4. a brother > 5. a father > 6. a master > 7. a chef > 8. an electrician > 9. a carpenter > 10. a plumber > 11. a mechanic > 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist > 14. a sexologist > 15. a gynaecologist > 16. a psychologist > 17. a pest exterminator > 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer > 20. a good listener > 21. an organiser > 22. a good father > 23. very clean > 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic > 26. warm > 27. attentive > 28. gallant > 29. intelligent > 30. funny > 31. creative > 32. tender > 33. strong > 34. understanding > 35. tolerant > 36. prudent > 37. ambitious > 38. capable > 39. courageous > 40. determined > 41. true > 42. dependable > 43. passionate > 44. compassionate > >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: > 45. give her compliments regularly > 46. love shopping > 47. be honest > 48. be very rich > 49. not stress her out > 50. not look at other girls > >AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: > 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself > 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself > 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes > 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible > 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your >life and limb > >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: > 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and >arrangements she makes. > > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY > > 1. Show up naked > 2. Fix him something to eat.
Lemme tell ya, if you get past #1 and he's asking where the BEER is (?!?), forget #2 and get him to a meeting of some sort! Dude's got a problem!
LOL! Yes, actually, did you notice the brackets in the wall? They've been like that since August 2000. I put up the towel bar THREE TIMES and it kept falling down, so I finally gave up.
Same thing here, it just won't stay put. So now it has gone MIA but the brackets are still there at least.