The difference between Men and Women

Just read this one, had to pass it along, just too good.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
>
>A man only needs to be:
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
>
>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
>
>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
> 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your
>life and limb
>
>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
>arrangements she makes.
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Fix him something to eat.

 

I ain't saying nothing!

Okay, seems like a good list.

 

I think you missed a few on the list!

 

Good start but, you forgot a lotta stuff !

 

Oh man, that is so close

 

3. Bring beer

 

Nah, just 1. will usually do the trick.

 

Lemme tell ya, if you get past #1 and he's asking where the BEER is (?!?), forget #2 and get him to a meeting of some sort! Dude's got a problem!

 

Depends on what she looks like, no?

Or maybe not.

 

That is why beer *may* be needed. (remember, a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2)

 

All I can say is Vive la difference (SIC).

 

That's a nice thought Carol but beer is covered under 'something to eat' !

 

The beer is for later, after he installs the towel bar.

 

You need a towel bar??

I'll bring my tools next time....

 

LOL! Yes, actually, did you notice the brackets in the wall? They've been like that since August 2000. I put up the towel bar THREE TIMES and it kept falling down, so I finally gave up.

 

Same thing here, it just won't stay put. So now it has gone MIA but the brackets are still there at least.