The difference between Men and Women

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  1. Henning

    Henning Ejection Handle Pulled

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    Just read this one, had to pass it along, just too good.:yes:

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    >
    >A man only needs to be:
    > 1. a friend
    > 2. a companion
    > 3. a lover
    > 4. a brother
    > 5. a father
    > 6. a master
    > 7. a chef
    > 8. an electrician
    > 9. a carpenter
    > 10. a plumber
    > 11. a mechanic
    > 12. a decorator
    > 13. a stylist
    > 14. a sexologist
    > 15. a gynaecologist
    > 16. a psychologist
    > 17. a pest exterminator
    > 18. a psychiatrist
    > 19. a healer
    > 20. a good listener
    > 21. an organiser
    > 22. a good father
    > 23. very clean
    > 24. sympathetic
    > 25. athletic
    > 26. warm
    > 27. attentive
    > 28. gallant
    > 29. intelligent
    > 30. funny
    > 31. creative
    > 32. tender
    > 33. strong
    > 34. understanding
    > 35. tolerant
    > 36. prudent
    > 37. ambitious
    > 38. capable
    > 39. courageous
    > 40. determined
    > 41. true
    > 42. dependable
    > 43. passionate
    > 44. compassionate
    >
    >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    > 45. give her compliments regularly
    > 46. love shopping
    > 47. be honest
    > 48. be very rich
    > 49. not stress her out
    > 50. not look at other girls
    >
    >AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    > 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
    > 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    > 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    > 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
    > 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your
    >life and limb
    >
    >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    > 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
    >arrangements she makes.
    >
    >
    > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    >
    > 1. Show up naked
    > 2. Fix him something to eat.
     
  2. Dustin

    Dustin Pre-takeoff checklist

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    :D I ain't saying nothing!:rofl:

    Okay, seems like a good list.
     
  3. woodstock

    woodstock Final Approach

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    I think you missed a few on the list!
     
  4. Dave Krall CFII

    Dave Krall CFII Final Approach

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    Good start but, you forgot a lotta stuff !
     
  5. Tim

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    Oh man, that is so close :D
     
  6. Carol

    Carol Line Up and Wait

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    3. Bring beer
     
  7. Bill

    Bill Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

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    Nah, just 1. will usually do the trick.
     
  8. etsisk

    etsisk En-Route

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    Lemme tell ya, if you get past #1 and he's asking where the BEER is (?!?), forget #2 and get him to a meeting of some sort! Dude's got a problem!
     
  9. Everskyward

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    Depends on what she looks like, no? :hairraise:

    Or maybe not.
     
  10. Bill

    Bill Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

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    That is why beer *may* be needed. (remember, a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2)

    ;)
     
  11. Anthony

    Anthony Touchdown! Greaser!

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    All I can say is Vive la difference (SIC).
     
  12. Dave Krall CFII

    Dave Krall CFII Final Approach

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    That's a nice thought Carol but beer is covered under 'something to eat' !
     
  13. Toby

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    The beer is for later, after he installs the towel bar.
     
  14. Eamon

    Eamon Line Up and Wait

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    You need a towel bar??

    I'll bring my tools next time.... :goofy: :goofy: :goofy: :goofy:
     
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    Toby Cleared for Takeoff

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    LOL! Yes, actually, did you notice the brackets in the wall? They've been like that since August 2000. I put up the towel bar THREE TIMES and it kept falling down, so I finally gave up.:dunno:
     
  16. Dustin

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    Same thing here, it just won't stay put. So now it has gone MIA but the brackets are still there at least.