The CDC Is Hiring Chemtrail Pilots

I applied. Think I got it in the bag. Told them I have experience already flying this:

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Dusting off the résumé. Don't tell my current gig that I'd rather do good for humanity than be turning civilians into mind-ravaged zombies with real Chemdust.
Oh, wait that narcan gassing is not for real, nvmd. Damned Onion.
 
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