Tenure Inspires Hard Work

As an engineering student who deals with tenured faculty all the time, I love this "article." While I totally agree with the original premise of tenure, I think there is definitely a need for accountability, especially when it comes to teaching. I've had professors promise office hours and not show up countless times, and I've had professors be extremely disrespectful toward students in class. Their egos can be so overinflated that you can't walk in the room without feeling oppressed. They refuse to own up to their mistakes, no matter how significant they may be. A student once pointed out a mistake one of my professors made on the board, and the professor said "huh," flipped back through his notes, and marched up to a student in the first row, pointing at his notes, and said, "See? I got it right in my notes." This same professor allegedly failed 40% of the class the semester I took it. I don't know if the number is accurate, but in a rare display of reason, the department took "administrative action," whatever that means, and he hasn't taught an undergraduate class since. I could go on and on about other classes with other professors, but I'll spare you the ranting.

That being said, some of my worst experiences have been with non-tenured faculty, while some of my best experiences have been with tenured faculty. Obviously there's no general rule. A researcher is teaching one of my classes this semester, and he "held his office hours" in a different room and a different building entirely than what he published on the syllabus. He didn't email us until after office hours were over, when he said that he was in a different room. He doesn't prepare for class--he quite literally reads the words on the powerpoint slides a professor used last semester, even when the words aren't coherent sentences. Half of the time, he doesn't even bother to change the dates. Just yesterday, he stumbled over what an "ADC" was, even though it was crucial to the lab we were supposed to be doing. (It was an analog to digital converter, which is a pretty critical abbreviation to know for someone teaching a lab course.) But then one tenured professor I had has basically stopped doing research to focus on teaching one section of an intro engineering course that all the freshmen take. Part of the course is a very time-intensive project that usually involves late nights in the lab, and he'll be there until he closes up shop at 10. When I took the course, he ordered us pizza a number of times, and he even gave us his home and cell phone numbers in case of any issues.

I know that the cases I've cited are all extremes, but why can't professors be just a little more willing to take that extra step? I don't need you to order pizza for me, really. It's an extremely nice touch and was very much appreciated, but how about starting with actually showing up for your own office hours? How hard can it really be?

I know we have several professors on this board, so please don't take this as a personal shot at you or your profession. I'm simply commenting on the experiences I've had with my professors. I may have had a disproportionate number of bad experiences, but quite frankly, some of what my professors do and get away with is absurd and should be entirely unacceptable.
 
What exactly was the original premise/purpose of tenure?

As I understand it, tenure is supposed to provide job security in the case of a professor doing controversial work. A university is supposed to be a place of intellectual growth, and therefore professors should not be fired for their beliefs or work, no matter what they are. For example, professors during the time of McCarthyism shouldn't have been fired if they wrote papers and articles in support of Communist beliefs, because although it may not have been the "cool" thing to do at the time to support Communism, it was still a legitimate stance to take. It's late so I'm probably not explaining it well, but I'm sure someone will come along with something clearer.
 
I'm a professor on this board, and I'm not in the least offended with your post. In fact, I think it illustrates the fact that professors--like most humans--have a wide range of personalities.

I hope my students realize I'm the bust-your-hump-order-the-pizza-when-it-is-cruch-time professor!

But then, it's easy for me because I love what I do!

As an engineering student who deals with tenured faculty all the time, I love this "article." While I totally agree with the original premise of tenure, I think there is definitely a need for accountability, especially when it comes to teaching. I've had professors promise office hours and not show up countless times, and I've had professors be extremely disrespectful toward students in class. Their egos can be so overinflated that you can't walk in the room without feeling oppressed. They refuse to own up to their mistakes, no matter how significant they may be. A student once pointed out a mistake one of my professors made on the board, and the professor said "huh," flipped back through his notes, and marched up to a student in the first row, pointing at his notes, and said, "See? I got it right in my notes." This same professor allegedly failed 40% of the class the semester I took it. I don't know if the number is accurate, but in a rare display of reason, the department took "administrative action," whatever that means, and he hasn't taught an undergraduate class since. I could go on and on about other classes with other professors, but I'll spare you the ranting.

That being said, some of my worst experiences have been with non-tenured faculty, while some of my best experiences have been with tenured faculty. Obviously there's no general rule. A researcher is teaching one of my classes this semester, and he "held his office hours" in a different room and a different building entirely than what he published on the syllabus. He didn't email us until after office hours were over, when he said that he was in a different room. He doesn't prepare for class--he quite literally reads the words on the powerpoint slides a professor used last semester, even when the words aren't coherent sentences. Half of the time, he doesn't even bother to change the dates. Just yesterday, he stumbled over what an "ADC" was, even though it was crucial to the lab we were supposed to be doing. (It was an analog to digital converter, which is a pretty critical abbreviation to know for someone teaching a lab course.) But then one tenured professor I had has basically stopped doing research to focus on teaching one section of an intro engineering course that all the freshmen take. Part of the course is a very time-intensive project that usually involves late nights in the lab, and he'll be there until he closes up shop at 10. When I took the course, he ordered us pizza a number of times, and he even gave us his home and cell phone numbers in case of any issues.

I know that the cases I've cited are all extremes, but why can't professors be just a little more willing to take that extra step? I don't need you to order pizza for me, really. It's an extremely nice touch and was very much appreciated, but how about starting with actually showing up for your own office hours? How hard can it really be?

I know we have several professors on this board, so please don't take this as a personal shot at you or your profession. I'm simply commenting on the experiences I've had with my professors. I may have had a disproportionate number of bad experiences, but quite frankly, some of what my professors do and get away with is absurd and should be entirely unacceptable.
 
What exactly was the original premise/purpose of tenure?

The purpose of tenure is to insulate faculty from political pressures on their research, views, and teachings.

The idea was that if faculty don't have to fear losing their jobs for taking "unpopular" stances, critical but controversial research will continue & students will learn critical thinking & be exposed to a broader range of viewpoints.
 
Tenure should protect you from getting fired for disagreeing with the goverment. Tenure should not protect you from getting fired for slacking off or using all your time for side-businesses while drawing a university salary.
 
I hope you all realize that the Onion is a parody news website.
 
Most STEM faculty in research institutions are paid to do research and many see instruction as a necessary evil.
 
Never believed the onion was anything but factual.
 
Most STEM faculty in research institutions are paid to do research and many see instruction as a necessary evil.

This is my experience as well. Even my undergrad profs were pushed to publish over teaching (and many of them hated the pressure). The OP article is my new favorite =)
 
Most STEM faculty in research institutions are paid to do research and many see instruction as a necessary evil.

Yep..and the reason I left engineering academia. Once I realized that my desire to attain a faculty position with no desire of pursuing dedicated research was viewed as a non-starter, I cut my losses and changed my Masters to the non-thesis option, completed it and high tailed it. I became an Air Force pilot instead...I guess things work out as they tend to do.

If I'm able to draw a retirement out of this mil gig (looking less and less probable these days) I'd love to spend the remaining decade and a half teaching as a primary job. But I doubt they would change their stance on the whole research focus. Plus I ain't working for peanuts as an invisible adjunct in my 40s. I'll go lick stamps at the post office or do a stint at any civil service job and finish it out. I love teaching but I'm not running a charity. The game is chess, it ain't checkers.
 
I watched some Fox News last night. Made me appreciate the factual content of Grimm's fairy tales.

Everything from channel 200 through 211 in my satellite system is 'for entertainment only', and that includes C-SPAN. 212 is the NASA public relations channel.
 
Tenure should protect you from getting fired for disagreeing with the goverment. Tenure should not protect you from getting fired for slacking off or using all your time for side-businesses while drawing a university salary.

If only it were that simple! For example, while you can get fired from a regular job for being a crappy employee, you can't get fired for certain medical issues. I've seen a number of poorly performing employees develop medical issues right about the time the writing is on the wall about their continued employment.
So back to your delineation, I could easily see profs write a controversial article to provide a defense against dismissal for any other reason.
 
If I'm able to draw a retirement out of this mil gig (looking less and less probable these days) I'd love to spend the remaining decade and a half teaching as a primary job. But I doubt they would change their stance on the whole research focus. Plus I ain't working for peanuts as an invisible adjunct in my 40s. I'll go lick stamps at the post office or do a stint at any civil service job and finish it out. I love teaching but I'm not running a charity. The game is chess, it ain't checkers.

Maybe keep Montana Tech in mind - research was definitely in second place there. I taught 2 or 3 undergrad classes and 1 grad class each semester. Not much time to get a research program going. The undergrad classes had 50 to 70 students - at least the grad class was tiny. Also didn't have a TA to handle the grading or HW prep.
 
http://www.theonion.com/articles/newly-tenured-professor-now-inspired-to-work-harde,35169/

See? Here's a personal anecdote which shows what you've all been guessing was true!

The Onion must be stealing material from the NEA. From the NEA web site:
MYTH:
Tenured faculty don't work very hard. And when they do work they spend too much time doing meaningless research and too little time teaching.
REALITY:
SURVEYS show clearly that tenured generally publish more, serve on committees and teach more than their untenured colleagues. On average, faculty work 52 hours per week.
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From:
http://www.nea.org/home/33067.htm
 
The Onion must be stealing material from the NEA. From the NEA web site:
MYTH:
Tenured faculty don't work very hard. And when they do work they spend too much time doing meaningless research and too little time teaching.
REALITY:
SURVEYS show clearly that tenured generally publish more, serve on committees and teach more than their untenured colleagues. On average, faculty work 52 hours per week.
​
From:
http://www.nea.org/home/33067.htm

Well, that actually makes me feel a lot better!
 
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