gkainz
Final Approach
A spouse joke, forwarded to me by my lovely bride....
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***Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. **
**Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things." ***
***My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed.... **
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***Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. **
**Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things." ***
***My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed.... **
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