gkainz
Final Approach
TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG CAN'T USE THE COMPUTER
(But remember, computers can be used to license dogs electronically!)
10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail"
3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
and (drum roll)...
1. He can't stick his head out of Windows 95.
(gdk - and THAT one shows you how old this quip is!)
(But remember, computers can be used to license dogs electronically!)
10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail"
3. It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
and (drum roll)...
1. He can't stick his head out of Windows 95.
(gdk - and THAT one shows you how old this quip is!)