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The tab for the Fedex web page say "track your package"? Do they know something about my package that I don't? I'm rather attached to it...
 
Clark1961 said:
The tab for the Fedex web page say "track your package"? Do they know something about my package that I don't? I'm rather attached to it...
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Sometime when you wake up, it's a good way to know what your package did last night. Also when you wake up in a strange place, it helps you figure out where you are.
 
Henning said:
Sometime when you wake up, it's a good way to know what your package did last night. Also when you wake up in a strange place, it helps you figure out where you are.
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While these are admirable benefits and perhaps a boon to society, last time I checked my package lacked bar coding...
 
Clark1961 said:
While these are admirable benefits and perhaps a boon to society, last time I checked my package lacked bar coding...
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Doesn't need one, the aliens have (Fed Ex is owned by a species near Betelgeuse, that's how they keep tabs on us.) implanted an RFID chip in your package. It also has an explosive charge so when you resist the take over, they blow your package off.
 
It's all Bush's fault.

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Henning said:
Doesn't need one, the aliens have (Fed Ex is owned by a species near Betelgeuse, that's how they keep tabs on us.) implanted an RFID chip in your package. It also has an explosive charge so when you resist the take over, they blow your package off.
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Now this has to be a totally BS story. Everyone knows the aliens are riding with the Klingons which circle Uranus...
 
eman1200 said:
is it harder for fat people to track their package?
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Not to derail the sausage theme right off the bat, but I noticed the strangest thing at the gym this morning. I was going to post about it but decided not. This is related enough I guess.

Well there is this hot Latina chick that is hella tappable that comes in early and usually does some elliptical and some stair master.

Now, this chick is in no way fat. She's not skinny, but not obese in any way. Except that today she took off her sweat jacket and she is totally PACKED up top. I mean these breasts are completely disproportionate to the rest of her body. That in itself isn't what is interesting though - they didn't hang out in melons like those fake boob jobs end up, rather, they actually circled all the way to the middle of her back in a seamless fashion. Almost as if she was wearing this giant, enormous off-center donut.

I've never seen anything like it. All I could think about was what were they like? What did they feel like? Were they firm? Would they jiggle if shaken? Has anybody else jiggled or shaken them? Would she mind?

I cannot imagine her buying a bra at Kohl's or Target. This would have to be a custom fit deal. Not just because of the size, but the configuration. The cups would have to extend around her sides. The sports bra she was wearing appeared to do just that.

Anyway, uh, yeah. So there.
 
Clark1961 said:
Now this has to be a totally BS story. Everyone knows the aliens are riding with the Klingons which circle Uranus...
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That's just the local outpost. God promised them they could eat us when he finally gives up on us as long as they return the excrement to Earth for reprocessing.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Not to derail the sausage theme right off the bat, but I noticed the strangest thing at the gym this morning. I was going to post about it but decided not. This is related enough I guess.

Well there is this hot Latina chick that is hella tappable that comes in early and usually does some elliptical and some stair master.

Now, this chick is in no way fat. She's not skinny, but not obese in any way. Except that today she took off her sweat jacket and she is totally PACKED up top. I mean these breasts are completely disproportionate to the rest of her body. That in itself isn't what is interesting though - they didn't hang out in melons like those fake boob jobs end up, rather, they actually circled all the way to the middle of her back in a seamless fashion. Almost as if she was wearing this giant, enormous off-center donut.

I've never seen anything like it. All I could think about was what were they like? What did they feel like? Were they firm? Would they jiggle if shaken? Has anybody else jiggled or shaken them? Would she mind?


Anyway, uh, yeah. So there.
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Did you ask?:dunno:
 
Which neighbor? The lesbian couple or the retirees?
 
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