seen on the fbo bathroom wall

"Those with short pitot tubes and low manifold pressure, please taxi closer."
 
I always found the most practical one was "Did you close your flight plan?"
 
"Not all pilots have a seaplane rating..."
 
I always found the most practical one was "Did you close your flight plan?"
Not me, because I could forget as soon as I leave the bathroom. I like the trick of putting my watch on the opposite wrist, which I leave there until the FP is closed. (Not that I file VFR flight plans much any more.)
 
Not me, because I could forget as soon as I leave the bathroom. I like the trick of putting my watch on the opposite wrist, which I leave there until the FP is closed. (Not that I file VFR flight plans much any more.)
But then you will wonder why the watch is on that wrist
 
Years ago I had gone off to an airpark HOA meeting (off field) and left some house guests behind for a while. When I got back this discussion occurred:

Chip: The FAA called.
Me: What did they want
Chip: I don't know. I didn't answer the phone.
Me: How did you know it was the FAA?
Chip: It was in the caller ID.

Turns out one of my neighbors had neglected to close his flight plan and they were checking up to see if he was indeed on the ground here.
 
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