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Tiger Woods cheating on his wife? Say it ain't so!

Have you guys heard the good jokes yet?

I heard Buick is dropping him and Trojan is picking him up as a spokesperson. :blowingkisses:
 
the difference between a cadillac escalade and a golf ball?

tiger can drive the ball 300 yards.
 
Stupid is as stupid does.:mad2:
 
Same thing happened to Billy Jean King years ago. Buick dropped her, only to be replaced by Snap-on Tools.

Geico266 said:
Tiger Woods cheating on his wife? Say it ain't so!

Have you guys heard the good jokes yet?

I heard Buick is dropping him and Trojan is picking him up as a spokesperson. :blowingkisses:
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I'll remember that day forever... the day I out-drove Tiger Woods!
 
I heard he back into a sand trap; wife used a 9 iron to get him out <g>

Best,

Dave
 
Well, there's one "fly on the wall" no longer needed in that gated community.

HR
 
Another idiot celebrity who can't get his priorities straight and is above society.
 
My only comment is that Tiger plays golf. He endorses some products. He does not go on talk shows, radio, endorse political candidates or causes (to my knowledge) or any of the other things that many entertainers do. So I don't think that he seeks a celebrity "status" as some folks, for instance, Brittany Spears, do.

So I really don't think the public has a "right" to know about how he manages his sex life or marriage.
 
I treat a few professional golfers... A number of years back one of them commented that Tiger had a reputation among insiders on the circuit of being a horn dog... He was single at the time, so <shrug>...

denny-o
 
TMetzinger said:
So I really don't think the public has a "right" to know about how he manages his sex life or marriage.
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Yep, agreed. I really don't care what he does, and don't see why anyone else should, either.
 
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went Clubbing.

Tiger's new name is officially Cheetah :D :D
 
Geico266 said:
Tiger Woods cheating on his wife? Say it ain't so!

Have you guys heard the good jokes yet?

I heard Buick is dropping him and Trojan is picking him up as a spokesperson. :blowingkisses:
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They're making the movie as we speak, I believe the title will be,
"Crouching Tiger..........Hidden Hydrant"

Dudley Henriques
 
So I really don't think the public has a "right" to know about how he manages his sex life or marriage.
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Depends on what we think a "right" is.

But there's an unwritten "celebrity" contract, and "we get to crack jokes about you when you get caught cheating" is in that contract. The reason people sign this contract is because the gig pays good.

Tiger was enriched by his celebrity, and that celebrity and wealth bought him women, and those women bought him some public scrutiny and mocking.

Ain't nothin' free in this world.
-harry
 
mantakos said:
Depends on what we think a "right" is.

But there's an unwritten "celebrity" contract, and "we get to crack jokes about you when you get caught cheating" is in that contract. The reason people sign this contract is because the gig pays good.

Tiger was enriched by his celebrity, and that celebrity and wealth bought him women, and those women bought him some public scrutiny and mocking.

Ain't nothin' free in this world.
-harry
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I agree, but don't feel that Tiger signed the "celebrity" contract. He plays golf - extremely well. He gets paid to endorse some products. He doesn't seem to seek celebrity at all.

Britney? Celebrity
Madonna? Celebrity
Barney Frank? - Public servant, so if it pertains to the job or his public position on issues, fair game
Warren Buffet? Not a celebrity
Stephen Udvar-Hazy? Not a celebrity
Tom Poberezny? Not a celebrity
Harrison Ford? Tiger Woods? - kind of gray.

I don't think that being good at something, even if you make a commercial, is grounds for your entire life being public fodder. Only if (like Madonna or Britney) you actively encourage people to care about absolutely everything you do have you signed that "contract".
 
He gets paid to endorse some products. He doesn't seem to seek celebrity at all.
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I guess I'd have more sympathy for him if his celebrity was just the result of golf, sort of a "can't I just play golf without people hounding me about my private life?" sort of thing, but getting paid to endorse products is being paid to be a celebrity. He chose to work his way "up the ramp" of celebrity. You get a tiny bit famous, and do tiny ads, which make you a little bit famous, and win you some little ads, etc, and eventually you're very famous, and do very big ads, which make you super-famous.

The set of people interested in his story now don't intersect much with the group who are interested in his golf game.
-harry
 
Sorry, Tiger does non-golf related commericals solely because of his success on the course - that places him most definitely in the celebrity rhombus.
 
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.

Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
 
He REALLY screwed up. He makes his living by playing golf but also with his squeaky clean image. Now one of the two is gone. Yes, in our fast paced news cycle this will blow over, but he will never be thought of the same again. It may cost him some money, but he really has as much as can be imagined......

Unless his wife takes half of it and she's entitled to it! Dumbass!
 
Anthony said:
[SNIP] It may cost him some money, but he really has as much as can be imagined......

Unless his wife takes half of it and she's entitled to it! Dumbass!
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. . . and his comment some time back, "I'm not as financially stable as I'd like to be." Yeah, right!

HR
 
This reminds me of the CNN "Vote of the Day". I really want another option, "Who cares?"
 
murphey said:
This reminds me of the CNN "Vote of the Day". I really want another option, "Who cares?"
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It's pretty obvious a lot of people do care, or should I say are fixated by this scandal. Have you seen the news lately? :eek:

...and we haven't heard the last of this by a long shot. This AM there are two more bimbos coming forward. Gloria Aldrich (media attorney) canceled a press conference yesterday because Tiger paid her and bimbo #1 off BIG TIME!
 
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Society is interesting, isn't it?

For instance, back in the day, if Kevin Federline had taken to beating Britney Spears in the face for her alleged 'transgressions', do you think the response of the Florida Highway Patrol would have been the same?
 
catmandu said:
Society is interesting, isn't it?

For instance, back in the day, if Kevin Federline had taken to beating Britney Spears in the face for her alleged 'transgressions', do you think the response of the Florida Highway Patrol would have been the same?
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Interesting point.

and I think the answer is "No."
 
Now they are hauling incapciated woman out of his house.

His wife is moving out today. (now there is a surprise!).

9 women (revised to 10) have come forward to say they have had affairs with Tiger?

He had women come to the house while his mother in law and kids were home!



and here I thought golf was boring. :sleep: I want golf lessons for Christmas.:happydance:
 
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I have to say I'm gobsmacked at the speed at which his life is unraveling.

I don't know much about him but I always thought he was on the straight and narrow. Maybe he should have stayed single.
 
woodstock said:
I have to say I'm gobsmacked at the speed at which his life is unraveling.

I don't know much about him but I always thought he was on the straight and narrow. Maybe he should have stayed single.
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Yeah, no kidding. It's downright astonishing. One day, hero to all, a spotless record of clean living. The next day -- FLUSSSSHHHHHH!

Maybe he should have kept his driver in the bag.
 
flyersfan31 said:
Yeah, no kidding. It's downright astonishing. One day, hero to all, a spotless record of clean living. The next day -- FLUSSSSHHHHHH!

Maybe he should have kept his driver in the bag.
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The exposure is sudden. The activities occured over time and everyone covering it up is complicit in the fraud.
 
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