Santa Kills!

There are three Christmas events that have traumatized me.

1. One Santa robbed my bank when I was 9. :yikes:

2. When I was 5 my mom took us to the mall to watch Santa parachute in.......... his chute didn't open and I watched Santa burn in at terminal velocity. :yikes:

3. Scott's avatar's. :rofl:
 
Geico266 said:
3. Scott's avatar's. :rofl:
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Which one??

The current one?

The one in the SZ of Santa on the cross?

or the classic Satan Clause?
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I'm having a hard time seeing how this story has any humor. That's the impression I get from the thread title along with the little bit revealed in the original post.

I came back to this thread after reading of shootings, including that of an 8yo girl, on CNN.
 
Geico266 said:
...2. When I was 5 my mom took us to the mall to watch Santa parachute in.......... his chute didn't open and I watched Santa burn in at terminal velocity. :yikes:
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Seriously? Santa didn't have backup chute?
 
Geico266 said:
There are three Christmas events that have traumatized me.

1. One Santa robbed my bank when I was 9. :yikes:

2. When I was 5 my mom took us to the mall to watch Santa parachute in.......... his chute didn't open and I watched Santa burn in at terminal velocity. :yikes:

3. Scott's avatar's. :rofl:
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smigaldi said:
Which one??

The current one?

The one in the SZ of Santa on the cross?

or the classic Satan Clause?
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Santa is rising from HELL!!!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
every year i just can't wait for Satan Clause
 
Whenever I see a post from Ken it tells me I'm looking at a necrothread.
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Double-necro on Scott with this one. Never read the thread begging for color coding on necros, what was the outcome?
 
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