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Nite nite everyone!
 
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Edit: What a stupid thing to tell a kid.
I heard that growing up.

I said it to my kids once.

"Bugs dad?"
"Yes, there are millions of tiny bugs crawling"
their jaws are dropping, eyes widening
"all over you at night. Literally millions and it is your job to keep them from biting."

"Now get some sleep"
 
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SixPapaCharlie said:
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Edit: What a stupid thing to tell a kid.
I heard that growing up.

I said it to my kids once.

"Bugs dad?"
"Yes, there are millions of tiny bugs crawling"
their jaws are dropping, eyes widening
"all over you at night. Literally millions and it is your job to keep them from biting."

"Now get some sleep"
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maybe it'll distract them from the evil monsters hiding under their beds and in the closets. bugs? meh. monsters? AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
 
eman1200 said:
maybe it'll distract them from the evil monsters hiding under their beds and in the closets. bugs? meh. monsters? AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
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When I was a kid I would not let my hand or foot hang off the edge of the bed because of all the monsters under there. Heck, 40 years later I still don't.....:rofl:
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Edit: What a stupid thing to tell a kid.
I heard that growing up.

I said it to my kids once.

"Bugs dad?"
"Yes, there are millions of tiny bugs crawling"
their jaws are dropping, eyes widening
"all over you at night. Literally millions and it is your job to keep them from biting."

"Now get some sleep"
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If they do, grab a shoe, and whack them until they are black n blue.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1570/whats-the-origin-of-the-expression-sleep-tight
 
Zeldman said:
When I was a kid I would not let my hand or foot hang off the edge of the bed because of all the monsters under there. Heck, 40 years later I still don't.....:rofl:
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We had bunk beds, I was on the top bunk so they would have gotten my older brother first and his screams would have given me warning and brought my parents running.

I just had to worry about ****ing him off.
 
How many remember this....

Elizabeth: Good night John Boy.
John-Boy: Good night Elizabeth. Good night Daddy.
John: Good night Son. Good night Mary Ellen.
Mary Ellen: Good night Daddy. Good night Mama.
Olivia: Good night Mary Ellen. Good night Jim Bob.
Jim Bob: Good night Mama. Good night Erin.
Erin: Good night Jim Bob. Good night Ben.
Ben: Good night Erin. Good night everybody.
 
Zeldman said:
When I was a kid I would not let my hand or foot hang off the edge of the bed because of all the monsters under there. Heck, 40 years later I still don't.....:rofl:
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Same here. Monsters as a kid; now, as an adult, it's the fear of a spider crawling up my arm!
 
Banjo33 said:
Same here. Monsters as a kid; now, as an adult, it's the fear of a spider crawling up my arm!
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I wouldn't worry about spiders crawling up your arm. But spiders dropping down from the ceiling into your mouth while you're asleep is a different story. :yikes:
 
"If I should die before I wake..."

Who in the hell came up with that for a kid's prayer.
 
Alas we're here again. G'Nite...


bedtime_stories_tiagodafonseca_2.jpg
 
it's 10:39, about time for the captain to be signing off.....
 
Good nite all. Hope everyone had a wonderful day!

Bedtime.jpg
 
Well, the entire abortion controversy is fixed over in the SZ and now I've watch the pilot episode of the PoA reality show. Guess it's time to turn in. Nighty night PoA land...
 
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