BigBadLou
Final Approach
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Lou
I know it is Friday and I should be out flying. Well, it was 105 degrees (F) on the way home from work today so no, not going flying.
But when I got home and went through the mail, I was surprised that I got yet another annoying panhandling letter from the EAA monkeys. And then I noticed that it was not addressed to me but my dear wife.
After a few seconds of thinking where the holy heck these idiots could have dug up her name, I realized that she made a mistake of buying me a funny aviation T-shirt from Sporty's for Christmas.
To clarify what's quietly implied here, she's a usual wife, so no pilot's license, no racing license, no boating license, no gun license, no aircraft title in her name, no affiliation with any aviation businesses, her name is not known anywhere in the aviation world.
Well, except at Sporty's. Who, obviously, sold it to the EAA, greedy bastards. Who, you ask? BOTH!
So now I dislike Sporty's too. (on top of EAA because their retarded advertising/panhandling/begging monkeys aren't smart enough to even remember WTF their name stands for)
So thanks, Sporty's, for putting my wife on a list of names to email tons of useless junk to over the next several decades. Looking forward to seeing how low you sink and what other low-lives you will sell her information to. Aircraft dealers? Door-to-door vacuum salesmen?
This might turn out interesting afterall.
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But when I got home and went through the mail, I was surprised that I got yet another annoying panhandling letter from the EAA monkeys. And then I noticed that it was not addressed to me but my dear wife.
After a few seconds of thinking where the holy heck these idiots could have dug up her name, I realized that she made a mistake of buying me a funny aviation T-shirt from Sporty's for Christmas.
To clarify what's quietly implied here, she's a usual wife, so no pilot's license, no racing license, no boating license, no gun license, no aircraft title in her name, no affiliation with any aviation businesses, her name is not known anywhere in the aviation world.
Well, except at Sporty's. Who, obviously, sold it to the EAA, greedy bastards. Who, you ask? BOTH!
So now I dislike Sporty's too. (on top of EAA because their retarded advertising/panhandling/begging monkeys aren't smart enough to even remember WTF their name stands for)
So thanks, Sporty's, for putting my wife on a list of names to email tons of useless junk to over the next several decades. Looking forward to seeing how low you sink and what other low-lives you will sell her information to. Aircraft dealers? Door-to-door vacuum salesmen?
This might turn out interesting afterall.
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