Rain Prediction

[weirdjim]

I heard on Radio Moscow their long-term prognosticator say that the two weeks before Christmas would be very, very wet and soggy in Northern California. This was well over a month ago. I remarked to my wife that a weatherman in Russia making this prediction was really something.

She said, "Well, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."


(Doesn't it make your TEETH ITCH to hear one that bad?)

Jim

 

[dmccormack]

 

[Richard]

I bet the kids would love it. Call this thread...Let's post children's jokes.

What did the little corn say to the Mom corn? Where's Popcorn? Silly and funny.

 

[Areeda]

Arggh that was so bad I emailed it to my sister.

Not as holiday oriented but almost as bad is the description of Mahatma Ghandi, known for always going barefoot and his almost starvation diet that kept him pretty skinny and gave him horribly bad breath. He was often described as the super fragile calloused mystic vexed by halitosis.

 

[Areeda]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?


He didn't have the guts.

 

[weirdjim]

Why are there no nativity scenes with live people in them in Washington D.C.?

Nobody could find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in town.


Jim

 

[poadeleted20]

Oops -- I thought the title was RAIM prediction.

 

[Richard]

Oops -- I thought the title was RAIM prediction.

Ron, I don't think the children will get that one.

 

[Ted]

There's a country song about that, best summarized as:

Rain -> Corn -> Whiskey -> Fun!

Rain = good.