Possible Gaston's Gadget

[AggieMike88]

http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/fruit-keg-tapping-kit

 

[mkosmo]

That picture got me far more excited than the description. I imagined using the watermelon as the vessel... not as a facade

 

[AggieMike88]

An actual watermelon is the vessel. Instructions

 

[mkosmo]

Oh, gotcha. The cut on the bottom threw me off... but they say not to cut entirely through the outer rind. I'd be inclined to create a different base rather than cut the bottom for a base.

 

[Sac Arrow]

The only problem I see with the setup is that a lot of alcohol would be lost by absorption in to the fruit and rind.

 

[ifly4fun]

The only problem I see with the setup is that a lot of alcohol would be lost by absorption in to the fruit and rind.

That's when you slice it up and serve!

 

[mkosmo]

The only problem I see with the setup is that a lot of alcohol would be lost by absorption in to the fruit and rind.

Yeah, that's not a con. Just makes for some adult snacks!

 

[Hank S]

Girls always like to eat the fruit floating in the punch, too. They think they won't get drunk. Bet this watermelon would work even faster after being loaded for a couple of hours!

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

The only problem I see with the setup is that a lot of alcohol would be lost by absorption in to the fruit and rind.

that and water melon flavored alcohol is a bit fruity

 

[Lachlan]

You ladies like fruity drinks, do ya? It's ok, us men will take care of the whisky and beer.

 

[denverpilot]

Two thoughts:

Messy. I can crack a beer and have it finished before you have that silly thing flowing.

Jeremiah Weed doesn't belong in a watermelon. It doesn't really belong on the planet, but I'm sure I'm not putting it in a watermelon. Haha.