Please! No screaming during plane crashes

[mikea]

I don't mind the idea of dying in a plane crash. In my dreams, I've done it a thousand times under a thousand different conditions.

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You're going to die. Of what possible use is a last-minute vocal exercise going to serve other than to completely annoy everyone around you and make a terrible situation even more unbearable?

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Anyone who can help you is already busy trying.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/371623786.html

I wonder why this guy hasn't discovered he can change his dreams with a little effort.

 

[NightHawk]

Mike,

It may be that the screaming is done to cover any other noises you might be making!

Al

 

[KennyFlys]

The only thing I do while flying is fantasize I'm captain of a B-52 Stratofortress. Of course, that could explain why I keep overrunning a 5,500 foot runway.