Planes afraid of Madden

[ScottM]

The Federal Aviation Administration stated Wednesday that, according to all available evidence, airplanes are just as afraid of carrying sportscaster John Madden as he is of traveling on them. "Airliners have a not unreasonable fear that, were John Madden to board them, it would increase their chances of crashing," said FAA administrator Robert A. Sturgell, reading from the report. "While looking at John Madden, planes often express a sense of inadequacy and a heightened fear of losing control. Our studies have not found, however, that planes have any more reason to be afraid of John Madden than they do of any other grossly overweight celebrity." To help reduce planes' fears, Boeing has enrolled their fleet of commercial airliners in an education program about the realities of John Madden, which will explain exactly how he works, the meaning of the various sounds he generates, and why he may vibrate or gurgle when under way

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I would like to see the crosstabs on Boeing vs Airbus.

 

[SkyHog]

Well, you see, the problem with airplanes is that they're not on the ground. When you get on an airplane, its only a matter of time before "uuff, hey, I'm not on the ground now!"

If you want to go flying, you have to leave the ground.