Guess the Captain isn't always right. But it could be worse -- they might have been where they didn't have a door between them and the passengers...
The year is 1979, the place is the front office of a small commuter line’s Beech 99, the crew is 45 years old. By this, I do not mean that they are EACH 45 years old; I mean that TOGETHER they are 45. The 23-year-old captain has 1210 hours and the ink wet on his ATP ticket, and passed his line check yesterday. It’s his first flight on his own as a captain. The 22-year-old copilot has 510 hours and finished training last week. It’s his first flight on the line, period. Scheduling being what it is, they both through juniority got the same (worst available) bid line, and it’s the first trip of the month.
Now, no one is really sure what got it started, but on their first leg from the company’s home base at Owensboro to Frankfort (Kentucky, not Germany), at 5000 feet a few miles west of Louisville, Kentucky, the two of them got into an all-out top-of-the-lungs, finger-in-the-chest, f-word-yelling argument. Need I remind you that the cockpit crew of a Beech 99 is separated from the passengers not by a solid partition and locked door, but by a few inches and a thin curtain? The half-dozen or so passengers had ringside seats and heard every single word. The exchange ended with the captain screaming at the copilot, “Now shut the f*** up, sit on your f***ing hands, do nothing, and say nothing. I don’t want to hear another f***ing word out of your f***ing mouth until we land.” (Or maybe he said, “…until we f***ing land.” Witness reports are conflicting, and investigators are of the opinion that this point is insignificant in the overall context. However, in light of subsequent events, the use of this rather negative adverb to describe the impending landing seems ironically appropriate, and even prophetic.) I understand that both the copilot and the terrified passengers absolutely obeyed the captain’s command – the cabin was dead silent for the rest of the flight. In fact, the next sound heard was the prop tips dinging on the runway at Frankfort, followed by the screech of the belly sliding along the blacktop. Witnesses suggest the captain used the f-word one more time during the landing (see prophecy above).
In the aftermath of the gear-up landing, no one was ever able to ascertain exactly what the copilot’s thoughts were. Some folks think he just “dropped out” completely, staring out the window, totally unaware that the captain had failed to lower the gear. Others believe he noticed this omission, but was so terrified after the captain’s earlier tirade that he simply watched in fear as it happened without saying a word. And then there’s the third school of thought (towards which I tend) which believes that he saw what was happening and thought to himself, “You don’t want my help? OK, buddy…go ahead…make my day.” I have no confirmation of the report that some passengers heard giggling from the copilot’s area while the captain ordered emergency evacuation.
And the postscript. After the FAA got done with the two lads (30 day suspension for the captain, 15 for the copilot, if I remember), the company produced a novel application of CRM. They managed their crew resources by putting them both back to work…with a note posted in the scheduling office that no matter what, under no circumstances, would these two ever be allowed in the same company airplane again. There’s a lesson here somewhere, but after over 30 years I still haven’t figured it out.