Pilot Survival Tips

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by OkieFlyer, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. OkieFlyer

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    Redneck style

     
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    worth the wait, homie!
     
  3. OkieFlyer

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    Glad you liked it, E.
     
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  5. Gerhardt

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    I was kinda disappointed. Nothing about carrying baling wire for emergency engine repairs, duck tape for cracked props, tracers to be used as flares. And please, no baggie of jerky in the passenger seat?
     
  6. OkieFlyer

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    You did see the part about staying tuned for more discussion on the topic, right?

    Besides, everybody knows about that stuff. Bet you never heard about hunting with Mogwai camo. Only at the Redneck Pilot channel.
     
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    Nice knife moves. You been contacted by “ Dancing with the Stars” yet?

    Cheers
     
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    That HAT!!!!!!
    This is really funny stuff Andrew.
     
  9. OkieFlyer

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    I'm highly trained in wolf knife combat. The key is to stun your enemy with grace and beauty, followed by a sudden roll, then you strike!
     
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    would have been a great outtake if someone showed up right when u were doing that and u had to try to explain urself hahaha
     
  11. OkieFlyer

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    Thanks, Bry.
     
  12. OkieFlyer

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    Haha! Seriously, I don't know how Bryan does his stuff at a populated airport. I have the benefit of there being nobody around when I'm acting like an idiot. I'm fairly well respected in my community, but the first time somebody drives up on me shooting a Redneck Pilot vid, that's over.
     
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    Yeah, but by redneck standards.
     
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    I think Andrew was an extra in "Next of Kin"...
     
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    *Rents movie '127 Hours' for a refresher on hacking through flesh and bone for egress*
     
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    Banjo version of ThunderStruck wins the internet for today.
     
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    For that, the credit must go to Steve 'n' Seagulls, a Finnish band made of Scandinavian rednecks indistinguishable from Appalacian Hillbillies.

     
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    They even have the same tractor as I do! Well, one of my tractors, but theirs looks in better shape.
     
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    "This here is a 'murken fohty-fahv ... a half-inch bullet". That's some fancy Okie math right there! :)

    I liked the ninja moves with the knife. If I was standing in front of you, I would definitely run off scared. Mission accomplished! :D
     
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    Well, Chuck Norris is from right down the road. He comes out to knife spar from time to time.
     
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    but he brings actual wolves with him.
     
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    Great job. LMAO
     
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    Tell me you didn’t throw that sweet blade into the dirt!
     
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    After watching this, I now find myself reading all of the threads on PoA in your voice.
     
  25. OkieFlyer

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    Haha! I don't know if that's good or bad. At least I'm not just some anonymous mystery internet person anymore :D
     
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    Missed this until now....

    LMAO! Well done, man. Well done!
     
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    Hope you weren't planning on leaving at the end, there...WITH THE PITOT cover still installed....
     
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    Funny stuff.
     
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    Couldn’t watch the whole video. Too stupid.
     
  30. OkieFlyer

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    Thanks. Too stupid is pretty much what I was going for. :thumbsup:
     
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    I did :(

    Then promptly wiped it off. Knives are tools, but I admit, that one rarely gets used for anything. Too pretty.
     
  32. OkieFlyer

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    Haha! I was wondering who would notice that. Good eye.
     
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    You lost all sense of shame around a campfire in Kentucky and never looked back. :) I love it!
     
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    Great video!
    (Off to Amazon to see if they have Mogwai hats.)
     
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    Wish I could help ya there. I stole mine from a 4 year old.
     
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    Oh I'm getting one too.
    I'm wearing it to KY
     
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    This may be what the next fly in looks like

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    Actually, we Appalachians properly use Scruggs-style banjo picking, unlike this guy.
     
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    Welp, at least you recognize you’re too stupid to watch the whole thing!

    :p