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"Table for 9, we'll have you ready once the runway is cleaned."
 
An orderly herd of airliners.
 
Here we see a flock of red-tailed thrushes preparing to depart for warmer climate.
 
A new study shows that when aircraft need to defecate, they face a cardinal direction...
 
"Now, where were you when the contact lens popped out...?"

Ron Wanttaja
 
"I'm not taxiing with all these grannies, grandes and " oops sorry tower
 
Ground controller - "Hey guys, look what happens when you tell them ALL to follow company traffic!"
 
This is what happens when you hire the world champion of Tetris to be your ground controller
 
The bird dogs, scarecrows, and loud horns set up around the airport were ineffective in scaring off the flocks of migratory 737's flying Southwest for the winter.
 
The bird dogs, scarecrows, and loud horns set up around the airport were ineffective in scaring off the flocks of migratory 737's flying Southwest for the winter.

Definitely the winnah!

So, what do you call a flock of 737s?
 
No, no, no.

I said nine ladies dancing!
 
"Asiana 214 Heavy, cleared to land"

"…..sht, move over!"
"C'mon guy's lemme squeeze in!"
"No way man I'm not going anywhere near that runway!"
"Tighten up guys, tighten up!"
 
"Asiana 214 Heavy, cleared to land"



"…..sht, move over!"

"C'mon guy's lemme squeeze in!"

"No way man I'm not going anywhere near that runway!"

"Tighten up guys, tighten up!"


That really good.
 
Southwest flight, roll call!

2!

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Hello!

With apologies to the Blues. ;)


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This is what happens when you hire former Blue Angels to park airplanes

(reference their diamond formantion)
 
From a Southwest official..."We have the best crews in the industry. Here is an example of at least nine of our pilots that know how to get to the correct airport"
 
Stand down, You're NOT Free To Move About The Country
 
Would some please call and find out what airport this is!!
No , you call!!
I'm not gonna call, you call!!
No No, you call..........
I'm not gonna call, you call!!
 
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