Passing the US Immigration Exam [N/A]-Humor (IMHO at least)

[gkainz]

HOW TO PASS THE IMMIGRATION TEST IN THE UNITED STATES...

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon Help Desk.

Yep for sure - I talked to him yesterday!

 

[SJP]

Lol

 

[TangoWhiskey]

HOW TO PASS THE IMMIGRATION TEST IN THE UNITED STATES...

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon Help Desk.

Yep for sure - I talked to him yesterday!

My East Indian co-worker (she's great!) laughed at this, so I guess it's not too tasteless!

Funny joke, true, true, true. I can understand her just fine, as long as I tell her to SLOOOOOW DOWWWWN! They talk fast in their native tongue. The funniest thing is to watch her get upset and switch back and forth betweeen Hindi, Telugu, and English in a single sentence!