SkyHog
Touchdown! Greaser!
- Joined
- Feb 23, 2005
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- Castle Rock, CO
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Everything Offends Me
Still a bit shaky, but I gotta tell the story, it was just too crazy.
I was driving around town today, running errands, when I stopped at a red light. I don't have a stereo, so I often sing to my self when driving around. All of a sudden I feel something pressed up against my head and hear "Give me your car!"
I thought it was one of my friends screwing with me, so of course I reply "F You!"
"Now, Mofo!" (obviously, the full word was said)
I look to the left and see a black man that I've obviously never seen before. "Oh crap, this is real" I said to myself as I started to get out of the car.
As I opened the door to give him the car, the door hit his arm and he dropped the gun. I was thinking it would be a perfect attempt to either grab his gun or grab mine, but instead, he looked around, and ran away (only to be grabbed by a police officer a few hundred yards away, thank God).
His gun was fake - it was an airsoft pistol, with the end painted red and everything, and when he dropped it, he thought he'd been outed. I had to spend a long time filling out a police report and telling the story to about 6 different police officers to make sure the scumbag doesn't get away.
Knowing this city - he'll probably still get off.
I was driving around town today, running errands, when I stopped at a red light. I don't have a stereo, so I often sing to my self when driving around. All of a sudden I feel something pressed up against my head and hear "Give me your car!"
I thought it was one of my friends screwing with me, so of course I reply "F You!"
"Now, Mofo!" (obviously, the full word was said)
I look to the left and see a black man that I've obviously never seen before. "Oh crap, this is real" I said to myself as I started to get out of the car.
As I opened the door to give him the car, the door hit his arm and he dropped the gun. I was thinking it would be a perfect attempt to either grab his gun or grab mine, but instead, he looked around, and ran away (only to be grabbed by a police officer a few hundred yards away, thank God).
His gun was fake - it was an airsoft pistol, with the end painted red and everything, and when he dropped it, he thought he'd been outed. I had to spend a long time filling out a police report and telling the story to about 6 different police officers to make sure the scumbag doesn't get away.
Knowing this city - he'll probably still get off.