Oil leak! Emergency Landing!

Seeing as it was faux news reporting let me see if I can guess what really happened:

An American Airlines flight had an apparant low oil pressure on one of the two engines. The Captain decided to make a precautionary landing. During the approach Obama directed the 99% to have immediate abortions on the landing runway so the pilots went around. Despite Nancy Pelosi's and other liberals attempts to transfer wealth from the 'job creators' the flight landed safely on the second attempt.

Paul Ryan has suggested defunding the FAA as a positive step forward to prevent future slacker oil pressure regulators causing similar incidents.
 
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True. Really doesn't say much of anything in fact.
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Seeing as it was faux news reporting let me see if I can guess what really happened:

An American Airlines flight had an apparant low oil pressure on one of the two engines. The Captain decided to make a precautionary landing. During the approach Obama directed the 99% to have immediate abortions on the landing runway so the pilots went around. Despite Nancy Pelosi's and other liberals attempts to transfer wealth from the 'job creators' the flight landed safely on the second attempt.

Paul Ryan has suggested defunding the FAA as a positive step forward to prevent future slacker oil pressure regulators causing similar incidents.

A precautionary landing is acceptable with the FAA if the PIC uses the REVERSE high speed taxiway to exit the runway..:yesnod::wink2:
 
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