New Product from Apple

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The I-Breast will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a technological breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
 
Reminds me of an SNL sketch were earth had been invaded by a species of women who had evolved eyes in their breasts, so men would look them in the eye when they talked. :blowingkisses:
 
The model targeted toward older women has been codenamed, "Granny Smith." Because of its green casing, of course!
 
My cousin has a co-worker who is amploy endowed in this respect. She complained once to my cousin about how men seem to never make eye contact.

My cousin said this was because men don't usually fantasize about smothering themselves to death in her eyes... :)
 
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