Lawreston
En-Route
I'd just bought my new Ford 500 Limited with all the bells and whistles.
I returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't determine
how the radio worked..
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he answered and On the Road Again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. "****OLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
and Bill Clinton on sax.
I LOVE this car
HR
I returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't determine
how the radio worked..
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he answered and On the Road Again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. "****OLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
and Bill Clinton on sax.
I LOVE this car
HR
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