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I just ate a fortune cookie and the fortune, which when you eat the cookie is therefore true, said: "Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time."

Best of luck to you all...
 
Aww you ate the paper too didn't you....:(
 
Ravioli said:
I just ate a fortune cookie and the fortune, which when you eat the cookie is therefore true, said: "Don't underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time."

Best of luck to you all...
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"Needed by others...". It was referring to 6pc. In desperate need of social skills.
 
A co-worker was getting married to a guy who's last name was Peace. They were going on a wedding cruise, and there was a storm brewing in the Caribbean.

The day before she went on vacation for her wedding, I went out and grabbed take-out Chinese for our office. I replaced the messages in all of the fortune cookies with ones which said "Peace does not lay in troubled waters." and clued in the rest of the office (her excepted).

Funny enough, she wouldn't tell the group what her fortune was.

Not sure if she got laid on her honeymoon or not. I do know that the marriage didn't last long...
 
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