SixPapaCharlie
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Came home today and the house smelled like beer. I was excited at first. It's Friday, I had a long week at work. Maybe the wife made me this great beer dinner and was waiting for me dressed as the St. Paulie Girl.
Then I saw the shattered glass everywhere. "That B**ch! I thought. Why would she make me this great beer dinner and then throw glass everywhere?" Surely it is a trap. I smell beer, I come running and bam I step on glass just like in that movie. It was too good.
I texted her. "Have you been home?"
She replys "No, I am at the gym"
Suddenly I realize that maybe someone has broken into my house and put glass all over the place and then poured beer on it. Its that old bit where I end up eating all of the glass thinking it is chunks of beer. I'm not falling for that one twice. I might have licked a little of the glass. Just the tiniest bit though.
So there I was in the back of the ambulance in a lot of pain when the ambulance driver said "Was it homebrew?" I replied "Who wants to know?"
YES!!! That's it I said, One of my neighbors broke in to steal my homebrew recipe and they dropped a bottle on the way out. You are a genius man!!!!!
"Or" he interrupts. "Maybe one of your bottles exploded."
What to do... What to do...
It appears one of the bottles grenaded itself like a mofo and now I am not sure what to do.
I cleaned up the glass. I took one out in the backyard and opened it very carefully.
It was WAY more carbonated than normal but tasted fine.
Never had this happen before. I put them all on ice which I believe will kill the yeast.
But I have questions.
Will they be done carbonating of they get back up to room temp?
Is it possible that this one bottle was somehow weak?
I had planned to put a case of these in an airplane in 3 weeks. Would ya risk it?
Anyone had bottles explode before? Is it that big a deal?
Then I saw the shattered glass everywhere. "That B**ch! I thought. Why would she make me this great beer dinner and then throw glass everywhere?" Surely it is a trap. I smell beer, I come running and bam I step on glass just like in that movie. It was too good.
I texted her. "Have you been home?"
She replys "No, I am at the gym"
Suddenly I realize that maybe someone has broken into my house and put glass all over the place and then poured beer on it. Its that old bit where I end up eating all of the glass thinking it is chunks of beer. I'm not falling for that one twice. I might have licked a little of the glass. Just the tiniest bit though.
So there I was in the back of the ambulance in a lot of pain when the ambulance driver said "Was it homebrew?" I replied "Who wants to know?"
YES!!! That's it I said, One of my neighbors broke in to steal my homebrew recipe and they dropped a bottle on the way out. You are a genius man!!!!!
"Or" he interrupts. "Maybe one of your bottles exploded."
What to do... What to do...
It appears one of the bottles grenaded itself like a mofo and now I am not sure what to do.
I cleaned up the glass. I took one out in the backyard and opened it very carefully.
It was WAY more carbonated than normal but tasted fine.
Never had this happen before. I put them all on ice which I believe will kill the yeast.
But I have questions.
Will they be done carbonating of they get back up to room temp?
Is it possible that this one bottle was somehow weak?
I had planned to put a case of these in an airplane in 3 weeks. Would ya risk it?
Anyone had bottles explode before? Is it that big a deal?




