Let'sgoflying!
Touchdown! Greaser!
So what exactly is this thing on top of my bottle?
I mean, do they think that will reduce intake? I'm sure most people are half smart and can figure that if it is resulting in a lower flow rate, they can just hold the bottle upside down longer and get the amount they'd originally wanted. Maybe the distillers think folks won't be able to figure out those complicated hydraulic equations?
Maybe it's there so the drunks don't lose so much when they knock it flying? Not a good business model, Mr. Liquorman - you want to sell more and that won't help.
Perhaps there is an aeration required in order that the spirit achieves the correct sublimity? Ha.
Well, the main thing is can the device can be removed. Without putting an eye out.
(I'm sure I will feel just like I do whenever I bypass some safety feature) Will report back.
I mean, do they think that will reduce intake? I'm sure most people are half smart and can figure that if it is resulting in a lower flow rate, they can just hold the bottle upside down longer and get the amount they'd originally wanted. Maybe the distillers think folks won't be able to figure out those complicated hydraulic equations?

Maybe it's there so the drunks don't lose so much when they knock it flying? Not a good business model, Mr. Liquorman - you want to sell more and that won't help.
Perhaps there is an aeration required in order that the spirit achieves the correct sublimity? Ha.
Well, the main thing is can the device can be removed. Without putting an eye out.
(I'm sure I will feel just like I do whenever I bypass some safety feature) Will report back.