Oh, I got it all planned out. There would be a red section for the Right with a TV playing Fox News, a blue section for the Left playing MSNBC, and a grey section for the Middle playing CNN...but the TV would be mounted leaning slightly left.
Instead of "Whack a Mole" at the entry it would be "Whack a Pundit"
Bryan...I expect you to be wearing 15 pieces of flare...IF you are OK with JUST the minimum.