(NA) As a lifelong Floridian...

[Half Fast]

...I hate to bring this up, but it appears that the “Florida Man” stories can’t top “Florida Woman:”

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-rescued-storm-drain-third-time-less-two-years

 

[SkyChaser]

Wow. That is an ...interesting habit.

 

[Daleandee]

"Delray police said Kennedy "appeared to be coherent" and didn't need to be Baker Acted (involuntarily institutionalized)."

They might want to have another look at that ...