I'm going to take a guess and say the OP isn't a Kerouac fan.
(Just finished reading On The Road, for some reason I'd never read it. Funny to think it was almost too risqué to publish back then... reads like any college kid's road trips these days... Almost. Of course in real life, Kerouac's friend he based a character in another book on, blew his wife's head off with a pistol while drunk in Mexico... perhaps the book is actually pretty tame compared to real life.)
All this planning
@Matthew ... Just pop enough Benzedrine to blow out most of your brain cells and drive like a freak when awake as a bipolar schizophrenic, like the Dean Moriarty character!
It's all "kicks" man! Just great "kicks"! "Yesssssss Sal, this is IT!"
Hahaha.
"Set out like Kerouac,
In my American car,
Carrying a dream and a road map,
Deep in my American heart.
Where's those mountain majesties?
Where's those waves of grain?
Billboards from sea to shining sea.
Man, it ain't the same.
I've been searching for the Promised Land,
But it's just another neon, come-on,
Roadside stand.
Little tin toys that fall apart,
That's all we've got here.
Come all this way to find your heart,
All you get is... Souvenirs."