gkainz
Final Approach
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when
they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and
unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the
road, was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was
asked what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north along the highway and coming south was a
heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both
took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that
Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
