Jaybird180
Final Approach
We're at my in-law's house and stayed the night. This morning it's time to get packed after breakfast and get back home. I'm tending to our 1month old and she's in the shower. Since she packed the bags and knows where everything is, I needed to ask where something is, so I knock on the door to ask. While I'm in the bathroom, she asks me for the white bottle of liquid body soap. I hand it to her through the curtain and leave.
The bathroom's now clear and my turn to shower. She's run out all the hot water and it's just barely lukewarm. Not waiting anymore (I don't like cold showers, but I've had worse than this - and I'm ready to get home) I decide to go for it - just make it quick.
I wet down and grab the same white bottle that she left in the shower and begin to apply it all over and wondering why it's not lathering up. READ the bottle and realize .... aw Crap! Lotion! She got me! In cold water slathered with lotion.
Mistake corrected, shower over. I asked and she confessed. Good one. My wife is not normally a prankster.
I need a good one to return the favor. Ideas?
The bathroom's now clear and my turn to shower. She's run out all the hot water and it's just barely lukewarm. Not waiting anymore (I don't like cold showers, but I've had worse than this - and I'm ready to get home) I decide to go for it - just make it quick.
I wet down and grab the same white bottle that she left in the shower and begin to apply it all over and wondering why it's not lathering up. READ the bottle and realize .... aw Crap! Lotion! She got me! In cold water slathered with lotion.
Mistake corrected, shower over. I asked and she confessed. Good one. My wife is not normally a prankster.
I need a good one to return the favor. Ideas?