My dog Kurzon is really really smart.

Put his app in with the local drug squad. Or with the Feds, ATF DEA. Seek Dope! :yes:
 
A friend of mine tells the story of a dog that was trained to fetch beers from the fridge. The story goes that one day the guy came home to find the dog passed out on the floor next to the open refrigerator with numerous emty beer cans strewn about. Apparently the dog figured out that if he bit down hard enough he could pierce the can and drink its contents.
 
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Our old dog Sally was just about as dumb as a post, but lived to the ripe old age of 16 years. Somewhere along the way I swear she learned to say "OUT" when she wanted to go outside. She never made that particular sound at any other time... but when she needed the back door opened, she'd stand there and say, "OUT".
 
DaleB said:
Our old dog Sally was just about as dumb as a post, but lived to the ripe old age of 16 years. Somewhere along the way I swear she learned to say "OUT" when she wanted to go outside. She never made that particular sound at any other time... but when she needed the back door opened, she'd stand there and say, "OUT".
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I tell about when Bertha talked to us.

"If we take you out will you be good a girl and go to bed?"

"I WILL"

(Did that dog just talk? Yeah. What do you think she said? What you do think she said?)
 
"kurzon" as in "jeff kurzon?"
Or Curzon, as in the "Kittamer accords"?
 
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DaleB said:
Our old dog Sally was just about as dumb as a post, but lived to the ripe old age of 16 years. Somewhere along the way I swear she learned to say "OUT" when she wanted to go outside. She never made that particular sound at any other time... but when she needed the back door opened, she'd stand there and say, "OUT".
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You need to read the short story Thomas Edison's Shaggy Dog, by Kurt Vonnegut.
 
ScottM said:
Can you explain Lassie then?
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Kids don't know any better?

Actually, I wanted to name my boy dog Zevon, because Warren Zevon died the day we got him and he is an excitable boy. Mrs. Steingar wouldn't hear of it though.
 
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