Hahaha... That's hilarious!!!
BTW, I had a minesweeper Dashboard widget on my Mac. It helped me remember that Minesweeper sucks and I'd rather play Sudoku (got a widget for that too).
Macs have had good games, tho... Bungie, the folks that make the Halo series, started off with a really cool first-person shooter called Marathon about 13 years ago. Marathon 2 and Marathon Infinity were eventually ported to Windows. I'm hoping now that they've split from MS, we'll see even more cool stuff from them. (BTW, Halo is available on the Mac too...)
I don't really have time for games or TV any more anyway.