Looks like I am missing out...

[Zeldman]

I got this email sometime during the night....

FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 [

This is to notify you that huge funds valued at 8.3million Dollars have been
transferred into your account. This transfer was stopped today by the Federal
Bureau of Investigations (FBI) because our verification showed that you do not
possess the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) to show that this fund
is legit and rightly belongs to you.

Do reply to this e-mail so we can direct you accordingly where you will obtain
this legal wiring document to fully authorize the crediting of your fund into
your main account.

FBI Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Special Agent, Michael J. Heimbach
e-mail:[email protected]
FBI's Washington Field Office

I figure it is the money from that large shipment of ivory I did last week....

I know its fake because the engrish amd glammer is not so goodlier.

Anyway, I am planning a response.... it is a slow day at the office for me.

Any suggestions for a reply?

 

[jsstevens]

I got this email sometime during the night....



I figure it is the money from that large shipment of ivory I did last week....

I know its fake because the engrish amd glammer is not so goodlier.

Anyway, I am planning a response.... it is a slow day at the office for me.

Any suggestions for a reply?

Hey! That's my money! I got the same email. I just misplaced it...

 

[frfly172]

Ask for it to be delivered to you in person ,in cash. When it comes give me a call ,I'll help you spend it.

 

[Zeldman]

Hey! That's my money! I got the same email. I just misplaced it...

You can use my copy of the email...

 

[Zeldman]

Ask for it to be delivered to you in person ,in cash. When it comes give me a call ,I'll help you spend it.

I'll do that. Be sure to send me your phone number so I can call you as soon as the money gets here....

 

[charheep]

Man, even the FBI use AOL for email. High tech...

 

[ateamer]

I'd add the following to the signature line: Director of the movie "The Interview", and forward it to North Korea.

 

[Zeldman]

After a lengthy and very intense 5 minute internet search, it turns out that Special Agent Michael J. Heimbach is a FBI agent, and has done very well for himself.

Not sure if I want to play with a scammer using his name.

However, since boredom is a serious problem with me, I did play:

Dear sir,


The bank account in question was closed recently due to a Identity theft attempt.

Please tell me how I can get the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) to show that this fund is legit and rightly belongs to me.

However, without a bank account I will request that the funds be in cash and mailed to my mail address.


Please be kind and work to make this a speedy process. My mother is in need of a serious surgery and due to the failed heath insurance I need to pay the doctors in cash.