LockMart Press Release - Funny

[denverpilot]

Just remember kids...

LockMart "Filed more than 1 million flight plans for aviation pilots."

As compared to that other kind... the non-aviation pilots.

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/ne...2/may/isgs-flight-services-contract-0518.html

 

[Jim Logajan]

Just remember kids...

LockMart "Filed more than 1 million flight plans for aviation pilots."

As compared to that other kind... the non-aviation pilots.

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/ne...2/may/isgs-flight-services-contract-0518.html

Ahem. Mark Twain was a pilot.
A steamboat pilot.

See also "Maritime Pilot".
(Edit: Deleted image of Twain's Pilot's License.)

 

[RotorAndWing]

Just remember kids...

LockMart "Filed more than 1 million flight plans for aviation pilots."

As compared to that other kind... the non-aviation pilots.

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/ne...2/may/isgs-flight-services-contract-0518.html

Great to see you are so easily amused.

 

[denverpilot]

Great to see you are so easily amused.

Just easy to imagine the ditz Marketing intern typing that one up...

 

[Bob Noel]

Ahem. Mark Twain was a pilot.
A steamboat pilot.

See also "Maritime Pilot".
(Edit: Deleted image of Twain's Pilot's License.)

Steamboat pilots file a lot of flight plans, do they?

 

[X3 Skier]

Since I live part time in Steamboat Springs CO and ski Steamboat, I am a Steamboat Pilot.

Cheers

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

I race on a Sparkman and Stephens Pilot 33...

http://sparkmanstephens.blogspot.com/2010/10/pilot-class-design-539.html

 

[docmirror]

If LockMart 'services' to GA pilots vaporized tomorrow, it would be fine with me. Pretty much everything they do can be done by a pilot online now.

 

[flhrci]

If LockMart 'services' to GA pilots vaporized tomorrow, it would be fine with me. Pretty much everything they do can be done by a pilot online now.

We can fleece the government online now?

David

 

[Clip4]

We can fleece the government online now?

David

Yes, but not as quickly as you can by telephone. A phone briefing costs the govt. 20 times more that a online briefing.

 

[denverpilot]

Steamboat pilots file a lot of flight plans, do they?

Bob gets it.

 

[denverpilot]

If LockMart 'services' to GA pilots vaporized tomorrow, it would be fine with me. Pretty much everything they do can be done by a pilot online now.

There are still places where you can't get online.