Lincoln NE top ten happiest cities

[bnt83]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505123_162-41142308/the-10-happiest-and-saddest-cities-in-the-us/

Good thing I don't drink the water

I was passing through Pittsburgh International and the ticket guy asked my why I was going to Lincoln. I told him because I flew 800 miles and haven't seen the sun for three days. The guy just laughs and says "no kidding, we have fewer sunny days than Seattle"

I looked up from my wheelchair and replied "No kidding! What's the suicide rate here?"