My father stated that getting a will was on his bucket list.
I live in the city with:FOURTH QUARTER, no guarantees of overtime!
They may be the worst team in the league, but they don't have the worst record this year. Giants, Patriots, Browns, Titans, Jaguars, and Raiders all have fewer wins!Da Bears--->worst team in the league, not even extended season, lost 5 close ones is the last minute.
And of course the record setting ‘24 White Sox. 41 wins!I live in the city with:
Da Bears--->worst team in the league, not even extended season, lost 5 close ones is the last minute.
Da Bulls. OMG. terrible.. Lost 57% of their games.
Da Black Hawks....fuggedaboud 'em. 12 wins 21 losses.
Always play like it's the 4th quarter......
FTFYIt's weird to see a question like this pop up when millions of men in the same position have already answered it. OP is clearly going through a midlife crisis and the cure is a YOUNG girlfriend, a gym membership and a corvette...
If we're going that far, we're done with half measures. Gotta get the chest wig to settle that chain into. And plenty of hair dye...FTFY
And don't forget the gold chains.![]()
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A friend got divorced and started dating a younger (not too young) woman. I told him that if he bought a Corvette and started wearing gold chains, I was going fly to his town and SMACK him upside the head.![]()
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