Lack of Situational Awareness Example

That is seriously funny, and resulted in wasting 10 minutes on Failblog.org

I did find the new must have golf accessory though

http://www.uroclub.com/

Seriously... WHY?

 
FYI

http://uroclub.com/

his may sound like a joke, but it’s not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.

These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub™. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!

Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you’ll make it to the clubhouse in time!
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Discreet? Um, is it not labeled "Uroclub"? Does it not also have a large plastic tube around most of the club? What other clubs do you know of that have that?

By the way, this isn't intended to actually be USED as a golf club is it? :yikes:
 
wbarnhill said:
Discreet? Um, is it not labeled "Uroclub"? Does it not also have a large plastic tube around most of the club? What other clubs do you know of that have that?

By the way, this isn't intended to actually be USED as a golf club is it? :yikes:
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Could put a whole new meaning on the term "water trap".
 
Plus you better not forget about a "Full" Uro club in your trunk over the summer... :no:
 
Well the TSA forbids golf clubs because they can be used as a weapon, but not PortaJohnny's (AFAIK). Wonder if they'd allow the UroClub?
 
gprellwitz said:
Well the TSA forbids golf clubs because they can be used as a weapon, but not PortaJohnny's (AFAIK). Wonder if they'd allow the UroClub?
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I think PortaJohnnys are allowed, as long as the capacity is less than 3 oz...maybe UroClub will come out with a "putt-putt" version.


Trapper John
 
Tristar said:
Is there a lady's club? :D
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flyingcheesehead said:
I think it would be a bit more difficult to be discreet with that one... "What is she DOING with that club?!? :eek:" :rofl:
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Naw, Just need some modification and some duct tape!


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