Kriminal Ketchup Kaper!

[ScottM]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...etchup-bottle-assault-20130429,0,420208.story

Palatine police said they have charged three teenagers -- and are seeking a fourth -- in connection with the assault of a 12-year-old boy with a glass ketchup bottle during a home invasion and robbery.

Ketchup: The choice of Kriminals!

 

[Geico266]

Better ban all glass ketchup bottles. Better yet, let's ban stupid teenagers.

 

[SkyHog]

It wouldn't have happened if we hhad useful laws:

1. Require kethup on hot dogs
2. More ketchup legislation, including registration of bottles

 

[wanttaja]

I'm amazed... been years since I've seen a glass ketchup bottle. Thought they were all plastic, now.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[RJM62]

It wouldn't have happened if we hhad useful laws:

1. Require kethup on hot dogs
2. More ketchup legislation, including registration of bottles

Don't forget background checks!

-Rich

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Ketchup: It's not just for hot dogs.

 

[ScottM]

Ketchup: It's not just for hot dogsfoldable, NY style, greasy cheese bread.

FTFY!!!!!

 

[wsuffa]

People seem to be obsessed with Ketchup. Y'all sure you don't use it as the sauce on your pizzas?

 

[LDJones]

Don't forget background checks!

And mandatory bottle cap locks.

 

[jtheune]

And mandatory bottle cap locks.

There are times I think they have them already