Kennedy Was Accidentally Killed By Secret Service

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Interesting to say the least. I have never heard this theory.

It is being alleged that an inexperienced SS agent accident fired the fatal shot that killed JFK. This would explain the smell of gun powder near the motorcade, up wind of the book depository. It would also explain the inconsistencies with the 3 different autopsies, and the lower angle of trajectory of the final head shot.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/361425

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22959325/docudrama-secret-service-agent-accidentally-killed-kennedy
 
I always heard they got the shooter on this one. It is hard to believe there is really anything new to add after 50 years.
 
Much of that allegation is pretty easy to refute and the question of trajectories was figured out long ago.


There were not three autopies.

if you have read any of the historical docs written from LBJ's and the SS's point of view you'll know there was pretty much an outright war between the Feds and the local Dallas police over who was running this show after the assassination. In fact, after some pressure by LBJ and out of deference to Mrs. Kennedy, the Dallas DA acquiesced in allowing the SS to take the body.


There was one done at Bethesda Naval Hospital. There are three different major analyses of the data from that autopsy.
 
flyingron said:
In fact, after some pressure by LBJ and out of deference to Mrs. Kennedy, the Dallas DA acquiesced in allowing the SS to take the body.
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Thank god! Dallas doesn't have the best reputation for, or record of, convicting the right guy over the...ummm...last century or so.
 
Although Jack was a much beloved President, I think we should be concerning ourselves with our much more serious and current problems regarding the present occupant of the White House.

-John
 
I killed Kennedy.

Pay me $50,000,000 and I'll give you all the details of how it happened.

Hell, if you paid me $50 I'd probably tell.

Or if you bought me a Crown & Coke.

I'm not very good at negotiating, am I?
 
The smart money is on space aliens. They had to make sure the Apollo program didn't go too far.
 
flyingron said:
...There was one done at Bethesda Naval Hospital. There are three different major analyses of the data from that autopsy.
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The story is how stuff was botched, but it was due to wrong-headed politics and CYA and not a conspiracy.

The autopsy was done at Bethesda because they asked Mrs. Kennedy and she though since Jack was a Navy vet, why not. The doctor was not a medical examiner and the Navy has little experience with gunshot wounds vs. the Army. The doctor also shoved the autopsy photos in his fireplace because he thought that they were to graphic for anyone to see them.

The FBI and CIA's priority was to make sure that it didn't come out that they were tracking Oswald and even knew he had threatened President Kennedy. Hoover wanted the hide the FBI's incompetence. He put the agent who screwed up in charge of the investigation.

Then Earl Warren didn't want anybody to question Jackie Kennedy, who was the closest witness.
 
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Ted DuPuis said:
I killed Kennedy.

Pay me $50,000,000 and I'll give you all the details of how it happened.

Hell, if you paid me $50 I'd probably tell.

Or if you bought me a Crown & Coke.

I'm not very good at negotiating, am I?
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Easily stated because you weren't BORN yet.

Darn youngsters!!!
 
JeffDG said:
How long have you been giving negotiation strategy advice to John Boehner for, anyway?
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Since right after I shot Kennedy.
 
In a recorded interview of Gov John Conolly, he stated his thoughts after being shot were "my god, they are going to kill all of us". He obviously thought there were more than 1 shooter, and I suspect maybe who "they" were. The Conolly family denied FBI requests to remove bullet fragments prior to his burial so they could be examined
 
Ted DuPuis said:
Since right after I shot Kennedy.
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Stay still.
The NSA will forward this transcript to the officers in NM who will have a warrant for your analprobe ready in about five minutes, the judge is standing by to sign it and some medical people are readying your tests right now...
 
Florida Cracker said:
Stay still.
The NSA will forward this transcript to the officers in NM who will have a warrant for your analprobe ready in about five minutes, the judge is standing by to sign it and some medical people are readying your tests right now...
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Ted! Unless you want an enima run! :rofl:
 
Fortunately I'm nowhere near New Mexico, and have no intentions to be anywhere close to there anytime soon. :)
 
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