JUST IN - Boeing 797 announced!

[Teller1900]

New Boeing Jetliner holds all but 300 people.

 

[tonycondon]

1.2 billion gallons. LOL! classic, thanks matt!

 

[KennyFlys]

I kind of question its viability. The market-share might not yet be there.

 

[fgcason]

All of a sudden the space shuttle without brakes becomes an extreme short field aircraft.

900 mile of runway. Maybe it's just me but there's just something inherently wrong with going over the horizon several times before liftoff. Brake release in ND. Abort point in SD. Rotate in KS. Wheels off in TX. Gear up over the Panama Canal.

What's the world coming to.

 

[rubber314chicken]

I thought the 797 was gonna be a replacement of the 737?

anyways, that is still really funny.

 

[ScottM]

I thought the 797 was gonna be a replacement of the 737?

anyways, that is still really funny.

797 picture below

pssssst. This too is also a joke!!!!

 

[Anthony]

900 mile of runway. Maybe it's just me but there's just something inherently wrong with going over the horizon several times before liftoff. Brake release in ND. Abort point in SD. Rotate in KS. Wheels off in TX.

Meh........ do that in my Tiger all the time.

 

[rubber314chicken]

pssssst. This too is also a joke!!!!

I know it was a joke, but isn't it really going to be the carbon fiber version of the 737?

 

[JohnAJohnson]

I heard some Saudi prince had three on order.

 

[Ted]

"Most urban areas do not have a stretch of flat land large enough to provide the 900 miles required to get the 797 up to speed, much less slow it down."

Man, that's hilarious.