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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101-- You are cleared to land Eastbound
on runway 180R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
180R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102-- You are cleared to land Westbound
on runway 180R."

Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 180R.
God is Great."

Pause: Static----------

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Y'all be careful now....hear?"
 
Ooooooh, P.C. cruel... But funny. :D

Liked that...
 
Where the heck is runway 180R ??
 
N2212R said:
Where the heck is runway 180R ??
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And if it was supposed to be 18R... Well, landing eastbound and westbound would be pretty difficult anyway!
 
Texas Hospitality

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101-- You are cleared to land on runway one - zero."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
one - zero. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102-- You are cleared to land on runway two - eight."

Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway two - eight. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static----------

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Y'all be careful now....hear?"



:<)

Len
 
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