It ain'ty friday,,,,,, but

[Tom-D]

here goes anyway.

copied from the Babes page.

You may not know this but all nonliving things have a gender.


Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.


Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.


A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.


Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.


A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.


A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.


An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.


A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.


A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

 

[RossFischer]

Those are great! Now for the big question; Is an airplane Male or Female? What about a Helicopter?

 

[Ken Ibold]

Those are great! Now for the big question; Is an airplane Male or Female? What about a Helicopter?

An airplane is male because it'll fly for anyone at the drop of a hat. A helicopter is female because it's a collection of parts trying desperately not to explode into chaos.

 

[Ghery]

An airplane is male because it'll fly for anyone at the drop of a hat. A helicopter is female because it's a collection of parts trying desperately not to explode into chaos.

It's a good thing your wife (or mine) doesn't read this board.