Florida Cracker
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Michael Murphy was drinking like a fiend at Paddy's Pub, until the barkeep took his glass and said, "Michael me fine friend, you've drunk all yeer drinking in my establishment tonight, now off home with you..."
Michael, being a good natured sort of lad, turned to step off the barstool and fell flat on his face. He rose try and walk out and fell flat down on his Irish face again.
Michael eventually gave up and dragged his old self home, rather than keep falling flat.
In the morning, without a hangover, Michael was awakened by his bride of twenty seven years. She said, "did you get totally drunk last night, my darlin' Michael?"
He admitted to being falling down drunk all evening.
His precious wife said, "I thought so, when Clower called and said you forgot your wheelchair."
Michael, being a good natured sort of lad, turned to step off the barstool and fell flat on his face. He rose try and walk out and fell flat down on his Irish face again.
Michael eventually gave up and dragged his old self home, rather than keep falling flat.
In the morning, without a hangover, Michael was awakened by his bride of twenty seven years. She said, "did you get totally drunk last night, my darlin' Michael?"
He admitted to being falling down drunk all evening.
His precious wife said, "I thought so, when Clower called and said you forgot your wheelchair."
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