AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Found this whilst surfing the net for IFR related items.
WWII AIR FORCE 10 IFR COMMANDMENTS
WWII AIR FORCE 10 IFR COMMANDMENTS
- Seat thyself well upon thy fifth vertebra, leaving not thy fingerprints on the controls and chewing not on thy fingernails.
- Know thy instruments, for they are the true and appointed prophets.
- Follow the indications of thy instruments and verily thee airplane will follow along, even as the tail follows the sheep.
- Do not stick out thy neck a foot; stay within the confines of thy ability and thou shalt live to a happy old age.
- Know the appointed words and approved methods, so that if thy neck dropeth out, thou shalt be able even unto thyself to place same in it's proper place, upon thy shoulders.
- Follow thy radio beam, for these ways are happy ways and will lead to the promised landing.
- Listen carefully, yea verily, to the signal impinging on thy eardrum, for sometimes they seem to have the tongues of snakes and will cross up thy orientation to the sad state to where thou must ask Heaven Herself for guidance. (If you have never flown the radio range that existed in the 30s and 40s you won't appreciate this advice.)
- Assume not, neither shalt thou guess, that thy position is such, but prove to thine own satisfaction that such is the case.
- Boast not, neither brag, for surely Old Devil Overcast shalt write such words in his book and thou shalt some day be called for an accounting.
- Trust not thy seat (of thy pants), but follow thine instruments. Read and truly interpret the word as given from thine instrument board and know that the responsibility lies not with the hand that rocks the control column, but in and with the mind that directs the hand, and thou shalt be blessed with a long and happy life.