If I'd only known

[FlySince9]

Have you seen this?

 

[Sac Arrow]

That pretty much sums it up right.

 

[Acrodustertoo]

If that kid had only known that all the "stewardesses" would be replaced by gay men.

 

[mscard88]

In his younger days...

 

[Sac Arrow]

The smile on the lady's face is mildly disturbing.

 

[Acrodustertoo]

The smile on the lady's face is mildly disturbing.

The white powder on her upper lip should have been a tip off

 

[paflyer]

If that kid had only known that all the "stewardesses" would be replaced by gay men.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

 

[Acrodustertoo]

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

There is if you are calling them "stewardesses"

 

[mscard88]

Well y'all are wrong! It's been flight attendant for a long long time....hmm might be a song there...and male attendants get all puffed up when you call them a 'stewardess'.

 

[Acrodustertoo]

Well y'all are wrong! It's been flight attendant for a long long time....hmm might be a song there...and male attendants get all puffed up when you call them a 'stewardess'.

You cannot call them "attendants" either. You heartless *******! Think of their precious feelings

 

[mscard88]

Well just call them a bi....never mind.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Quantas has three types of 'flight attendants.' Old, cranky men, old cranky women, and young gay guys. Your best bet is the young gay guys, because they will at least take care of you.

 

[JCranford]

That kid's a future pilot for sure!

 

[paflyer]

Quantas has three types of 'flight attendants.' Old, cranky men, old cranky women, and young gay guys. Your best bet is the young gay guys, because they will at least take care of you.

Which is why I like to fly the friendly skies of Sing Air-

 

[SoCal RV Flyer]

I like the "stay calm when the wing falls off" part. I'd strive for that. I mean, your fate is sealed; why get all worked up?